XKit Extension for Tumblr!
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How did you get suggestions on your texts like wtf I want that
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predictive text is part of iOS 8

my grandma is so cute 😊

my grandma is so cute 😊

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

why tf would you buy a car that looks like a hearse???

why tf would you buy a car that looks like a hearse???

Halloween & Christmas stuff right next to each other at work………it is not even September yet, please calm down Michaels

Halloween & Christmas stuff right next to each other at work………it is not even September yet, please calm down Michaels

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

jackpowerx:

geekygothgirl:

The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:

jackpowerx:

geekygothgirl:

The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:

I love me

what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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turntnip:

gym class

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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51