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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

Goodnight!!

I love nipple piercings 😍😍😍😍 especially the bars 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

ephiros:

kishona:

ephiros:

monasticmaestoso:

none of those words are the correct words why does this have 6,000 notes

OH MY GOD

are these linkin park lyrics

It’s so unreal

lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy
look kids a brand new gender

stelllarts:

gendercool: when you’re not a boy or a girl and you’re not entirely sure what your gender is but man you are cool

clitoriste:

tinychatting with tumblr user onlinegf nbd hbu

hell yeah

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
shaeliveswell:

Me for the rest of my life … 

shaeliveswell:

Me for the rest of my life … 

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

I'm still in bed but if you wait a little bit I'll come and chat with you!
Anonymous

kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

PLEASE

i’m drinking a $8 bottle of champagne, come talk to me lmao

proof-that-one-exists:

Lighting one up for onlinegf <3